I was chit chatting with my buddy, layne, and this girl was climbing on a problem in front of us. Layne was working the problem, so i was telling him that if he (she, the climber on the wall) would have used a certain foot hold that he (she, the climber on the wall) didn't see, he (she, the climber on the wall) would have done the problem. Apparently, layne realized that i was an idiot and whispered "she" while i was talking, but i didn't hear. I was too busy talking.
Normally, this wouldn't have been bad, except her friend/boyfriend/husband was sitting next to me.
In my defense, she had short hair, and slightly broad shoulders, so how the heck was i supposed to know when her back was to us? I wasn't, which is why i only felt slightly stupid. Definitely stupid enough to get up and go climb somewhere else.
I'm starting to think that it was her fault, but that's because i'm a jerk.