Since my last post had such an impact on the planet, i decided to manufacture a similar post in hopes that my readers would be entertained. This post, however, might get some criticism, especially from the ladies' camp, since most women are a) irritable, and b) cold.
That's right, we're going to hold a one-chaired round table discussion on what Satan has deemed his second greatest invention (first one is the rolling backpack), AKA, the snuggie, AKA, dumb. Way to go snuggie!
The snuggie (i'm not capitalizing it. . . . ever) is easily one of the dumber things i've seen in life. The whole premise behind the snuggie is that you want to remain functional while still enjoying the creature comforts of a blanket. You want to be able to use your hands in order to talk on a phone, make bread, or strangle someone (side note, perfect for strangling), and apparently you can't do that if you're in a blanket.
Warning: Incoming Sarcasm
It's 99.3% impossible to use your hands when you're wearing a regular blanket. FACT. Just to make sure, i tested it earlier today and nearly died when i became entrapped and couldn't get out. I was completely incapacitated. Luckily, my roommates came home and found me wrapped up on the couch staring at the tv. I had a whole bowl of uneaten potato chips, an uneaten burrito and 4 missed calls on my phone which was sitting right next to me. If they hadn't come home, i would still be watching The View, against my will. Seriously, against my will. WINK. Whoopi, you so crazy!
All jokes aside, this is probably a controversial topic because i know several people (one actually) who will remain anonymous (kat) who received one for christmas and i've heard he/she (she) enjoys it. ug. that makes me sick.
Women, i know you're cold ALL THE TIME, but seriously, you wear really uncomfortable clothes just because they look good. I thought you were all about sacrificing comfort for fashion. A blanket isn't even uncomfortable, unless it's made out of nails, and even then, it's really determined on how far apart each nail is. If you're really concerned about functionality, buy an effing robe. They're 10 times more functional, and exponentially less dumb.
Guys, i feel like i don't have to say anything to you because you already understand why people shouldn't use these things, although the photo below shows some grown men wearing them. Just understand that they're on TV, so they don't count as real men. That's right Luke Cudney, real men aren't on TV, or in movies. FACT.
Anyway, be sure to stare at the photo below and try to fully appreciate how idiotic those people look.
Editor's Note: We didn't even begin to touch on how dumb snuggies are. We could have easily started talking about snuggies used in public, unfortunately, i don't have the time (i do have the time), as it would take the good part of a week to fully comprehend the stupidity behind it.