Friday, January 21, 2011

Pongquat: Webster's Official Definition

Pongquat: noun - a vegetable like fruit, similar to a kumquat, but only slightly more round, and little more quat-like. Pongquat was produced as a hybrid fruit/vegetable/ping pong ball because of the need for a fruit/vegetable/ping pong ball mix early in the cold war.

There, that should clear things up.

truthfully, i made that word up a long time ago while playing scrabble. yes. they called my bluff. yes i threw the board across the room. they also called me out on astrovan, which is also not a real word.

ps - webster (as stated in the title) is a good friend of mine who has agreed to back up my definition thus making it "webster's official definition", so go suck eggs.

1 comment:

Lara said...

Smooth, Mr. Irving, very smooth.