There, that should clear things up.
truthfully, i made that word up a long time ago while playing scrabble. yes. they called my bluff. yes i threw the board across the room. they also called me out on astrovan, which is also not a real word.
ps - webster (as stated in the title) is a good friend of mine who has agreed to back up my definition thus making it "webster's official definition", so go suck eggs.