Dear Avid Fans
I realized something. My readers are like women (probably because most are women). The more interest you show in them, the less likely they are to go out with you. This is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard of and wish that would stop, but i doubt it will happen.
. . . . . Anyway, i feel like the more i write, the less people read, so i’m cutting back to two times a week.
This goes against everything i believe in because i don’t really write for other people (obviously i do, i just don’t want to admit it outside of these parentheses), i write for myself and i write as a way to keep my negative energy focused in a different direction. Away from my social life, or the lack thereof.
But seriously, why in the eff are women like that? I mean, i always knew they were crazy. I did. But i never really understood because i never really tried to date. I guess my problem is that i think about things logically, which is apparently something that women choose not to do. Yes, i'm convinced it's a choice.
I guess i’ll just start being a d-bag (or at least a bigger one). . . . Or. . . . . I’ll just cut back my writing.
Also, since i’m going to start posting twice a week, i figure i’d switch to a tuesday thursday schedule so i’ll probably post one tomorrow. Maybe. This is most definitely the last of the monday posts. Or maybe i’ll switch to a monday thursday post. I don’t know. Or i do and i'm just choosing to be convoluted.
If you’d like to complain, there is tons of space in the comments box. Those are always a good indicator on how people feel about my writing, but i’d imagine you’ll just not say anything and be completely passive about all of this. Eff you guys.