Friday, October 18, 2013

Rock Formation Destroyed: And We All Doth Weep

Breaking news, America. 

I knocked over a rock formation and ended up swallowing one. It was an accident that I regretted immediately, especially after I started choking. The approximate age of the stone was at least 200 million years old. 

Please don't fret. I should pass the stone shortly and will put it back where I got it. I promise. Unfortunately I'm an idiot and I didn't record it and upload it to the Internet, so there is no proof of my accomplishment. . . er, I mean accident. 

Next time, I guess.