I knocked over a rock formation and ended up swallowing one. It was an accident that I regretted immediately, especially after I started choking. The approximate age of the stone was at least 200 million years old.
Please don't fret. I should pass the stone shortly and will put it back where I got it. I promise. Unfortunately I'm an idiot and I didn't record it and upload it to the Internet, so there is no proof of my accomplishment. . . er, I mean accident.
Next time, I guess.